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Speaker You’ve no forgets to Cell phone what’s thank goes off idea going on collaborators

“Future work will…”

Results conveniently show improvement

Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline

Repeated use of “um…”

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Speaker bashes previous work

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Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep

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“Future work will…”

Speaker sucks up to host professor

Host References Professor Advisor (past or falls present) asleep

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Cell phone goes off

Work ties in to Laptop Cancer/HIV or War on malfunction Terror

Repeated use of “um…”

Speaker bashes previous work

Speaker runs out of time

“…et al.”

You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up

Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline

Speaker sucks up to host professor

Host Professor falls asleep

Blatant typo

Use of Powerpoint template with blue background

“The data Entire slide References Advisor clearly filled with (past or shows…” equations present)

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“…et al.”

Blatant typo

There’s a Bitter Grad Student Post-doc wearing asks same clothes as yesterday question

“Future work will…”

FREE Speaker runs out of time Speaker sucks up to host professor

Speaker Repeated forgets to use of thank “um…” collaborators

“Beyond the scope of this work”

Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline

You’ve no Cell phone “The data Laptop what’s goes off clearly malfunction idea going on shows…”

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